Yeah right, maybe if it was anyone else. But, it's not that much. It's your birthday!

[ There's another papery popping sound as she settles down across from him on her knees, and then she's moving something into his hands. It's one of the boxes! But it's open, so be careful. Then an envelope gets set between him and the box, and a small package is unearthed from her backpack to be set on the other side. ]

Almost done! I'm gonna put a hat on you, but keep your eyes closed.

[ And she will, unless he stops her. Well, two paper party hats, tilting out on each side of his head. ]